Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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