I am in a vortex of obligation.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize