There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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