She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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