Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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