i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me