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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.

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  Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?

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  Holy shit r u serious? How?

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  Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget

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  He meets the coolest people when he's drunk

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.

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