We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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