oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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