But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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