Whod you bang
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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