Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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