either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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