Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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