I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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