just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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