I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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