Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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