so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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