I will die if light touches me.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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