So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i out mim tonsoeep
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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