like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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