at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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