Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
