Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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