she looked like the before picture.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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