Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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