The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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