i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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