i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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