I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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