Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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