in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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