Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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