is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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