Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I am available for nakedness
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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