i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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