Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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