Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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