at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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