We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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