if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.