we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell