p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey