we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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