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my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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