Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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