If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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