last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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