I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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