i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
The adults are the big ones right?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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