Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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