whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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