super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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