i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
