I have demons in me.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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