Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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