Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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